Ya do what I did. Ya start with a blank canvas...see.
First ya create the United States with some red...some white...and a big pot of blue. Ah, look at her...beautiful...open...naïve...drippy....unsuspecting.
Now, look here. I pick up some dark paint...the sneaky terrorists. There's murky...here's dark...and ugly...nasty sight, isn't it.
But this can of paint thinner's our missile defense system. Ya launch it here...and here...and very secretly here...and the terrorists are wiped out. Look at 'em run!
Grow Snook in your toilet at night!
Now ask yourself this question. Why am I wasting my expensive toilet during hours and hours of darkness while it's not being used?
Now for this...I need my glasses...for this problem we'll need a very special product, Cuckoo Glue! It's in the impossibly small tube which, luckily, I have right here glued to the tip of my finger.
Apply it like this around the edge of the screen - be careful not to get any on the screen itself...oh, whoops, oh well...
Then we close the cover gently, but firmly, and PRESTO! Now your child and you can read a nice summertime book to Barbie.
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