Dan Ault 20 Aug 2009

No, son, and it won't be, until free hands on both sides of the big ditch can press the same button at the same time.

Dan Ault 24 Aug 2009

Why did the Bozo cross the road?

'Cause there was a Bozo on the other side.

Dan Ault 24 Aug 2009

Why did the short-hair cross the road?

'Cause someone told him to.

Dan Ault 24 Aug 2009

Why did the long-hair cross the road?

Because someone told him not to.

Dan Ault 14 Oct 2009

We're bringing the war back home

Where it ought to have been before!

We'll kill all the bees

And spiders and flies

And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides

We'll wash our hands after wee-wee.

And if we're a girl, before!

And we'll march,march,march, et cetera!

'Til we never do march no more!

(All together, now, boys!)

We're bringing the war back home

Where it ought to have been before!

The pretty donut girl on the corner

Will be smilin' with a wringer, with a wringer in her hair!

We'll wash our hands after wee-wee,

And if we're a girl before!

And we'll march, march, march, et cetera!

'Till we don't have to march no more

We won't have to March!

We won't have to March!

We won't have to March no more!

Dan Ault 14 Oct 2009

Now Horney says that the Mertz's saw their whole lives pass across their bedroom wall like oil on velvet.

Dan Ault 14 Oct 2009

Thanks for the insurrection, and now back to our morning concert and afternoon showtime favorite, The Magic Bull Movement, by Johann Amedaus Maciejewski .

Dan Ault 15 Oct 2009

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, go to the people.

Ask the hands that serve the machines of America.

Ask these thousands of folks here who wouldn't say no to yesterday, or yes instead of knowing it all.

Ask the Postman

Ask the Mailman

Ask the Milkman, white with foam.

Ask the cop on the corner.

Ask the cop in the grocery store.

Ask the cop in the woodpile.

Ask the cop on the rooftop.

Ask that cop that's knocking at your back door.

16 Oct 2009

16 Oct 2009

Terry Bassett 16 Oct 2009

Yes.. good to see it still going!!..:-)

Dan Ault 16 Oct 2009

We was small angry men with hairy faces and burning feet.

We were running away from poverty, intolerance, the law and the army.

Dan Ault 16 Oct 2009

So how about that?

Mr. Smarty-pants Communist.

Mr. College Professor.

Mr. Beatnik.

Mr. Hippy.

What have you done for me lately?

17 Oct 2009

17 Oct 2009

19 Oct 2009

Dan Ault 19 Oct 2009

One shining steel rail.

From sea to mighty sea.

From coast to mighty coast.

From Bangor all the way to mighty Maine.

Dan Ault 20 Oct 2009

Go up in your wife, and head in any direction on the freeway of your choice, and we'll see you in a couple of hours here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors. The world's biggest, here in the city of fine music.

20 Oct 2009

20 Oct 2009