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Dan Ault 20 Oct 2009

And there you are. Well, my guest today...uh...there'll be no trivia quiz today because I do have my guest, Edward M. Taurus, who is...uh...he's a little late, and he will be here. He's doing an important documentary...it's addressed to the President, and it's something that I think that you should hear about.

But while we're waithing for him to come into the studio...everybody knows that this is the midst of the disillusionment and heartbreak season. And with a recent outbreak of that suicidal strain of dispare up in Boston...well, you'd better keep a close watch on your emotions.

So, remember the seven danger signals of depression.

That's a general and lasting feeling of hopelessness and inability to concentrate - loss of self-esteem - fear of rejection - misdirected anger - feelings of guilt - and an extreme dependency on others.

At the first sign of these symptoms, friends, follow these simple rules.

Keep working - drink as much as possible - and take your television's advice.

And you know...more TV's recommend an amazing, new psychic breakthrough than any other...and that's confidence in the system.

Fast, safe and guaranteed by constant federal control. Confidence in the system will keep them in power longer - longer - longer. And, tend to calm and obscure the miseries of disillusionment and despair.

Confidence in the system...in easy to swallow propaganda form, and new fast acting thought control.

So, have some today.

21 Oct 2009

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Dan Ault 21 Oct 2009

Well, they allow me 10 cents a mile, but I drive an expensive car. I should be getting 25 cents a mile.

I gave 400 dollars in nonmonetary gifts to the Salvation Army. Now that reduced my taxes by 100 dollars - whether I was entitled to it or not. That's the law.

21 Oct 2009

Dan Ault 22 Oct 2009

What I want to know is, what would Dick Private do?

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Dan Ault 23 Oct 2009

C'mon Mr. and Mrs. Too-Busy-to-be-a-Homecoming-Queen.

Get in step with the voices of the feet already dead in the service of their country.

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Dan Ault 26 Oct 2009

They didn't ask questions like that back in 1776. No, they didn't have time back in 1776. In 1776, boy, they were too busy singing songs, like...

Yankee Doodle came to terms

Writing Martin Buber

Stuck a fuhrer in our backs

And called it Shicklegruber