The Santa Paradox - Most are blissfully unaware of the frightening reality brought to light with this image gathered from clandestine sources. It is the secret to the mystery of where Santa really gets all the toys for good little girls and boys... he simply asks his future self for the gifts - Santa's future self exists in a temporal plain in which he then asks his past self to fulfill the request at yesterday's prices tomorrow - all throttled by a massive Tesla Coil! The pattern resonates through time, bringing the universe to the brink of temporal destruction, but at the optimum moment head elf - Beverly - snatches from past Santa's pocket the time key that unlocks the portals of time itself. The great resonations subside at exactly midnight December 24th each year (I don't mind telling you that Day-light-savings wrecks havoc on the calculations needed to provide the means to drive the massive coil) Anyway - the cascading Santas reaching to infinity in every direction snap back as oysters on the half-shell arranged neatly with lemon slices on a silver tray that spills forth upon the Aurora Borealis saving Christmas for yet another year - Unfortunately, the event-horizon has been creeping closer and closer to Kyoto with each cycle. No one is certain of the future outcome, but then again - Who Cares? Merry Christmas Everyone ~:0)