The Santa Paradox - Most are blissfully unaware of the frightening reality brought to light with this image gathered from clandestine sources. It is the secret to the mystery of where Santa really gets all the toys for good little girls and boys... he simply asks his future self for the gifts - Santa's future self exists in a temporal plain in which he then asks his past self to fulfill the request at yesterday's prices tomorrow - all throttled by a massive Tesla Coil! The pattern resonates through time, bringing the universe to the brink of temporal destruction, but at the optimum moment head elf - Beverly - snatches from past Santa's pocket the time key that unlocks the portals of time itself. The great resonations subside at exactly midnight December 24th each year (I don't mind telling you that Day-light-savings wrecks havoc on the calculations needed to provide the means to drive the massive coil) Anyway - the cascading Santas reaching to infinity in every direction snap back as oysters on the half-shell arranged neatly with lemon slices on a silver tray that spills forth upon the Aurora Borealis saving Christmas for yet another year - Unfortunately, the event-horizon has been creeping closer and closer to Kyoto with each cycle. No one is certain of the future outcome, but then again - Who Cares? Merry Christmas Everyone ~:0)
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indarto budi 06 Mar 2008
Merry X' mas...mel taylor 03 Jan 2008
This image is amazing, Chas!! I don't know how I missed it (I do get an email when you upload an image). Maybe it was all of the holiday family visits, etc. You do fabulous work! melLior Goldenberg 28 Dec 2007
Chas, your theory is unfounded. The Santa Paradox has a completely different explanation. Sorry, I have to go now.Inspire Art 27 Dec 2007
super explanation for a fabulous image!!!!Bailey Hopper 26 Dec 2007
Maybe this explains why Einstein looked a little like a wacked out Santa. Robin I love the idea of Dr. Who playing Santa! Merry Christmas Chas!!! =)Robin Brown 26 Dec 2007
Hey Chas; my temporal hurts. I'm still trying to figure out 'Back to The Future' & now you tell me the Santa Clause is in fact 'Dr Who' or maybe I'm being silly. For Flux sake I hope my time has come cos if it hasn't my ability to resonate & figure things out has come to an end & there in lies the Paradox. How much paper is needed to wrap a Paradox & is a Paradox just an oversized Cardboard box. Can you tell I'm confused. I typed this comment tomorrow & tried to post it yesterday but its only just arrived today. Well before I blow my casket I better go but many thanks for the very interesting read & the equally fine image. Just one more thing; have a merry festive season.Olga van Dijk 21 Dec 2007
Have a great ski vacation my friend! MERRY XMAS for you and yours!--Alexandra Dvinitninova 19 Dec 2007
Marry ChristmasAlberto D'Assumpcao 18 Dec 2007
Great work, Chas!!! Excellent text too, my friend! Happy Holidays to you too!Anonymous Guest 18 Dec 2007
Could only be yours Chas! Creative as always. MaryGinger Lovellette 18 Dec 2007
Great work and thanks for the explanation!Nelly van Nieuwenhuijzen 18 Dec 2007
oh this text and this image, unique and very well recognizable as yours..:)))) GREAT!!Mark Saxton 17 Dec 2007
good title. funny stuff.Mayme Crouse 14 Dec 2007
never knew all that had to happen..........so happy you cleared the Santa thing up for me;-) awesome Chasjamie winter 14 Dec 2007
wow chas this is fantasticTed Hammond 14 Dec 2007
Great Chas!!