©Seth F. Weaver, Sr. 10/01/13. A unique piece of antiquity was unearthed in the Middle East near the Holy Land. Deep in a remote cave said to be where ancient history's Delilah hid her treasures was found a dirty dusty old amphora (jar) believed to be made of solid gold. Local legend says that this was Delilah's payment for betraying Samson and when you get out in the light of day it shines and glows like fire. The poor archaeologists should have studied the local legends and myths, because upon taking it out of the cave into the light they were instantly blinded, never to see their cursed prize again. A Compullage™ creation.