These words, sprayed on the base of our beloved lady with a torch, remain eternal. Because no individual, all alone in a democracy, has the right to remove them.
In the beginnin' I wrote with an ink composed of parts of me own blood, however this would not make an acceptable carbon, so I aquired an electric typewriter.
I am proud to be able to present you with the first edition of me saga of eternal torment, profusely illustrated, titled, "Leather Thighs".
Suddenly,something came from the shadows behind him.Like a deer in the headlights he froze,unable to make a choice on his plight.
The muscular figure walked towards him...And he ran,boy did he run,back into the shadows where he feels safe,and comfy...
Cause that would be awesome!!!!
If you are gonna rock...you better roll...
Licking once a day has it's problems,because,well,hair and dust and lint stick to it...But once you get past that,you've got it licked...
How many times in the past, in the line of duty, have I burst into a room, to find a man standing over a hole in his gaping wife - his smoking gun in his hand.
But times have changed. And we peace men have learned that guns and smoking may be dangerous to your health.
We quit. Can you?
A fruit underwent a Danish operation and became a nun. Well, every day, she went for a quick dip in the same canal outside of the monastery.
One day, unable to kick her habit, he dove in, and, dragged down by the heavy black garments, drown, and was found by a fisherman of another face...er...faith, who happened by.
He was a common man, and when he asked his god, or devil, why this had not happened to him, he got no reply. And so, he took her shoes and walked away, preferring not to get involved.
So then, what are we afraid of? Fear, like pain, may just be God's way of hurting us.
Good bless you, and god night.
But then he realised that,damn what was I THINKING...Because,well,they had sex and thier kids had sex with eachother,and thier kids had sex with eachother...
Then,all of the sudden...Jerry Springer showed up...
Now, if you're a mister common sense, you won't believe me when I tell you that I've got an envelope that will clean your car while you're driving it home to work.
And he will answer you...
Otherwise,my day is just ruined...
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