K Jacobs 29 Sep 2008

"Marten is no more.The man in black has eaten his soul"...(The Dark Tower I:The Gunslinger.Stephen King)

Dan Ault 29 Sep 2008

You paid your money - you got all night. To wrestle a nude, live stewardess, in flight.

K Jacobs 29 Sep 2008

You know,if you ever find a monkey in your glovebox...for God's sake give him a banana,he's just hungry thats all...

Dan Ault 30 Sep 2008

Ah look at that, Herb. It heard the word, 'power', and it responded just like we do.

Dan Ault 01 Oct 2008

I'm still so depressed. I can't even line-dance anymore.

K Jacobs 02 Oct 2008

Supermodels tend to get a little pissy when they don't get the front seat and complimentary bag of peanuts...

Dan Ault 02 Oct 2008

Anything he can say, I can say louder.

K Jacobs 03 Oct 2008

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery.When I got there,the guy was locking the front door.I said,"Hey,the sign says you're open 24 hours."He said,"Yes,but not in a row."(Steven Wright)

03 Oct 2008

03 Oct 2008

jim rownd 03 Oct 2008

She spelt it potatoe

03 Oct 2008

Dan Ault 03 Oct 2008

Don't worry, your food, housing, insecurity will be guaranteed by your Department of Redundancy Department and the Natural Guard. Please stay where you are. Don't move, and don't panic. Don't take off your shoes!

03 Oct 2008

03 Oct 2008

Dan Ault 04 Oct 2008

He's no fun. He fell right over.

K Jacobs 04 Oct 2008

I went into a clothes store the other day and a salesman walked up to me and said,"Can I help you?" and I said "Yeah do you have anything I like? He said,"What do you mean do we have anything you like?" I said,"You started this"...(Steven Wright)

Dan Ault 04 Oct 2008

I said, live it, or live with it.

06 Oct 2008

K Jacobs 06 Oct 2008

I found something out when I was looking in my cupboards looking for some Ramen noodles...Dang.