339 Comments (Page 11)

Dan Ault 03 Nov 2008

Everybody must die, but you don't have to be there when it happens.

Dan Ault 05 Nov 2008

Hubba, hubba George - what a suit! Well, it's nice to see you looking like you're back on your feet again, George, and ready to play our little game again.

George, first a tip for our viewers, maybe, uh - How does an old man like you stay alive?

06 Nov 2008

Dan Ault 06 Nov 2008

That was the weekend we played 'Hide the Housekeeper'.

07 Nov 2008

Dan Ault 07 Nov 2008

Well, Benway found this mysterious billet-doux in my dress this morning, Mr. Stones.

I showed it to our Daddy Dudley, like I do every night, and he said I should show it to you. What do you think?

08 Nov 2008

Pat 'Gracie' Merewether 08 Nov 2008

I have no idea what you two are talking about - but it sure is funny and entertaining.

Where can I get a pig tatooed and touch a sharp sign?

08 Nov 2008

Dan Ault 08 Nov 2008

I'm right here doggin' the dirt 'til the end of the world.

Pat 'Gracie' Merewether 08 Nov 2008

Who's got the cookies?

09 Nov 2008

Dan Ault 09 Nov 2008

If you aren't swillin' office coffee in a cube farm by now, you're probably one of the gas gophers I'm lookin' down at on the 6-66.

From Mohel Heights to the Santa Baby Off-Ramp, it's a mess. All lanes crawlin' slow-n-go behind two sacred cows pulling the Arc of the Covenant in the show-off lane.

The Edam Intern is still being blocked by hostile natives in robes diverting uncircumcised motorists onto the Goyim Cutoff, so, if you're not a helmet head, I would stay away from there.

Pat 'Gracie' Merewether 09 Nov 2008

Am I a suck-up pup?

Dan Ault 09 Nov 2008

I'm over here in this tree suit. Stop playing with that infernal hound and lend me a hand.

Pat 'Gracie' Merewether 09 Nov 2008

clowns scare me!

10 Nov 2008

10 Nov 2008

Pat 'Gracie' Merewether 10 Nov 2008

Finally a sign that will appease my right-wing friends. The blonde ones won't get it and the others will ignore it.

Lead fil hats are better than tin-foil but they give you bad dreams and headaches.

Tom Roth 10 Nov 2008

You have right-wing friends?