Newly released photos of the latest Terrorist Nuclear Device Delivery System - or T.N.D.D.S. - have found their way into media hands sent by embedded reporter Benedict Arnaldski. Based on the posthumous development by Alli Subjanski, the hero of the first nuclear release on U.S. soil, the VW Van Stealth Weapon - The V.W.V.S.W. is so named because of its ability to maintain its nuclear load internally in consideration of the feelings of impending or possible victims. Truly, Alli's cause has been one of peace and caring even in the face of vicious treatment at the hands of his former captors the infamous Girl Scouts of the Great Satan. Alli was first captured while wiring a - so called - "Dirty Bomb" to the undercarriage of a waiting school bus outside a nursery school known to prepare future fighters against man-made-disasters some years ago. Ceremonies at the dedication of the Alli Subjanski Memorial built over the ruins of the former Lincoln Memorial will be covered live by media feeds and are required to be shown at schools across the Flat Earth. Students may continue their memorizations of The Great Leader's Words past schools release to make up for the time from their studies taken by this historical event. Likewise, all workers and those in reeducation facilities will remain to finish their day's duties after the broadcast. Those awaiting blinding by acid, amputation punishments or execution will view the ceremonies at the discretion of the Officially Appointed Zsars of their individual facilities - those prisoners chosen to participate in the ceremony's finale already know who you are. ~:0)