Well recently I had an experience that I believe has helped me understand the person holding the Office of The President of The United States. It happened quite by accident and I must say it was a very pleasant surprise. I was at the local enjoying a lovely cigar and a nice box of Cracker Jack - I know what you're thinking but they do go together very well - anyway, I fish around inside the box as I'm finishing up and discover the prize inside - I opened it with all the anticipation of a Christmas morning and excitedly pulled out my valuable prize - Oh Joy! I shouted as a modest crowd gathered - I've gotten a Flaming Nobel Peace Prize as well! - Now I know what that lad from Kenya felt when he discovered his prize in a box - bewdy ~:0)
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John Swift 21 Jan 2010
Great satire, Chas, but it comes as a disappointment to me to learn that Cracker Jack has sunk to such a low standard of quality in their prizes. They used to include truly unique and valuable stuff such as lead soldiers, plastic rings that glow in the dark and other fun stuff. The "recession" must be affecting them too!Dianna Newby 11 Nov 2009
You are the master when it comes to this stuff....I can hardly wait for each offering....you are so gifted and usually so serious....it is fun to laugh....keep em coming the Queen of AmericaAnonymous Guest 03 Nov 2009
Now that's funny Chas! JuJu*Loredana 03 Nov 2009
LOL...This is great my dear friend as alwaysAlberto D'Assumpcao 03 Nov 2009
Fantastic work, Chas!!!jamie winter 03 Nov 2009
this is wonderful Chas. just wonderful!!!!!!!!Nelly van Nieuwenhuijzen 03 Nov 2009
so totally you, so very superrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! chas, you are unique in this and you are a master in this!!!