copyright clockwise- 1.do't worry about population explosion,but make such clones that they will vote to our party only. 2.A young chap to cloning centre receptionist in Bombay style Hindi-I want a girlfriend like Prieti Zinta. 3.Booking list-Sachin..Sachin..how many cricket teams will be there..? 4.JAY BHAIRAVNATH CLONING CENTRE -rules- A.clone will be made as per the order. B.clone once sold will not be replaced. C.we will not responsible if the clone is not taken within 15 days. D.90% amount should be paid in advance E.extra charges for the changes in the clone. F.any maistake from either side to be ignored. G.we undrtake annual maintenance and service contract. H.all types of spare parts-nose ear,heart, kidney,etc.-are available at reasonable prices. I.first 3 servicings are free & its responsibility of the customer to complete it within stipulated period. J.we are not responsible for the behavior of the clone