U. R. M. - A rodent Godsend or Nuisance?
Slogans such as "Rodents Unite" and "Down with the Humans!", are popping up like wildfire on the walls of the prominent downtown district.
Over the course of the last three weeks, the number of URM (Urban Rodent Militia) related incidences have more than doubled in number.
Last weeks contamination of the local brewery resulted in the import of beer from neighboring towns and was openly claimed by the URM. This has local pub owners in uproar and placing the blame on city halls doorstep.
"We ain't never did nothin' to 'em. Personally, I like 'em. I wouldn't invite one to dinner mind you, but so long as they stay in the park where they belong, I aint got nothin' against 'em." One pub owner said after being asked if he felt the URMs call for freedom was justified.
This poses the question, how long before there is retaliation to these attacks? One has to wonder if, the U.R.M. is truly a road to rodent liberation or a sure path to rodent genocide.