(c)2006 As commuting gets more scientific and high tech,...there are bound to be even more inventions to be invented in years to come to help the poor average commuter find a faster way home. One of those inventions might become a reality in big cities. Secret underground roadways leading to points, outside the city in question, disguised as everyday manhole covers,...albeit, slightly oversized for the average manhole, but stealthy none the less. With your membership in the "Commuter's Club of America", you get your onboard GPS unit programmed to show you all the entrance points, detailed maps of all underground routes, you get your own personal handheld access remote control unit, and an emergency smoke bomb to conceal your entry during heavy traffic. Membership is only available to over worked, under appreciated, workers who don't make enough money in a year to make ends meet. So,...expect overcrowding and delays!!! hehe :O)