"My Summer in DreamLand Prison" by EarWorm ...... I had a very good time this summer. I went to DreamLand Prison on a ducknapping charge. I didn't nap no duck, but I had to stay in jail a few days before it was straightened out. I met some interesting characters in jail. "Pop" Eye took a shine to me right away. And "Bugs" Bunny taught me how to play Yellow Card. I had a lot of fun in DreamLand and made a lot of new friends. Now if I could only wake up. Please? Pleeese! DOCTOR HAND, WHERE ARE YOU? HELP ME! PLEASE!