Christian Boyce (American, b. 2010) // Goddammit, Christian! 2015 // Crayon and felt pen on paper || Goddammit, Christian! Do you think this shit is supposed to get you attention or something? Just because you decided to bash a crayon onto a piece of paper doesn’t mean you deserve me or Mommy’s praise. What kind of bullshit is this? Is that supposed to be your brother, Eric? You even got lazy halfway through and made someone else write your story. What, you think you’re better than me because I flunked out of high school English class? You think you’re too good for this family because Mrs. Jones said you’re “precocious and talented”? No Cheerios for you, pal. We don’t reward arrogance in this household. Get back to me when you’ve done something right.