Dec. 10th: Timothy Simpson is miffed. "Even though i am the high bidder on EBay, it looks like i wont be a Chicago sentaor after all!"
Dec. 10th: Timothy Simpson is miffed. "Even though i am the high bidder on EBay, it looks like i wont be a Chicago sentaor after all!"
Dec. 9th: Timothy noticed a sawed off Bonsai tree on his front lawn, then realized, "Dammit! Someone stole my clown bike!"
Dec. 8th: Timothy awoke this morning to his cat trash talking the couch. That's what i get for having him declawed.
Dec 5th:
Timothy 's mom is so good at puzzles, "I gave her a shaker of bacon bits & within 3 hours she had completely reconstructed a piece of bacon!"
Dec. 4th:
Timothy is annoyed. He bought a free range turkey this Thanksgiving & still has not recieved his free oven
Dec. 3:
Timothy Simpson is pondering last nights dream of standing next to a Vegan fisherman who moments later caught a sea cucumber… "What are you using for bait" "Croutons."
Nov. 28th Tim is wonder how soon before they will come out with wireless cable ready Sombreros
Nov. 26th Today, timothy is going to strap 2 buffalo wings on his arms & attempt to fly… “You’re too heavy” “It worked for the buffalo… cynics!”