Jan. 26th: Timothy met a fisherman who mounts Blowfish. [That ain't where I'm going] The man said some days he can't even open his front door till they calm down.
Jan. 26th: Timothy met a fisherman who mounts Blowfish. [That ain't where I'm going] The man said some days he can't even open his front door till they calm down.
Jan. 23: Timothy was eating alphabet soup but after scooping up "L O L", & then "O M G", he wondered... could it be, "Text Soup?"
Jan. 22nd: Timothy is wondering if an older mortician sleeps with the teeth of other people in a glass? "Can you help me tie my tie?" Mortician, "Sure, lay down."
Jan. 21: Timothy is wondering why you rarely see ugly angels. "Dress cool Roseanne Arnold... "
Jan. 20th: Timothy had to perform the Heimlich on his Venus Flytrap. "Last week he got heart burn from a firefly... hee hee, I'm here all week folks, try the Maggot."
Jan. 19th: Timothy wonders why some senior walkers have brakes? "Are there some geezers leaving fuzzy yellow donuts in the parking lot? [Tennis ball tires] What's next, cruise control?"
Jan. 14th: Timothy is wondering if instead of being fat, maybe he is just retaining gravity... "Eating so much comfort food you start to look like a comfy couch."
Jan. 13th: Timothy Simpson is wondering if a crab can ever be too forward with his date. "Do crabs ever get a pinched nerve? If one has a lazy eye, does it drag on the ocean bottom?"
Jan. 12th: Timothy supports humane treatment for all living things & therefore is pro free range daycares... The Boobiehatch Digest #3 Drops today!
