Feb. 10th: Timothy thinks the 'Black Light' was not such a bright idea? Upon flicking the switch did scientists go "Ooo ooo!" For more info see the illuminating purple patent.
Feb. 10th: Timothy thinks the 'Black Light' was not such a bright idea? Upon flicking the switch did scientists go "Ooo ooo!" For more info see the illuminating purple patent.
Feb. 9th: Timothy fell on a Stairmaster for 30 min this morning. "Finally the lifeguard Slinky pulled me to safety. Tomorrow I'm using the Bannistermaster. True story!"
Feb. 6th: Timothy has 3 ideas for our economy, Exp date on our money - spend it fast, A Christian Bale-out… take money from his swear jar to save Wells Fargo & turn off your TVs
Feb. 5th: Timothy is trying to turn his dad into an energy saving device, 3 words, 'Couch Potato Clock'. Currently he's employed as a nick knack.
Feb. 4th: Timothy is fascinated to learn that scientists have learned why the current depletion of bees. Apparently many hives are being run by Drag Queen Bees.
Feb. 3rd: Timothy is thinking of buying a clown car… "It has 30 cup holders, huge brake shoes, & inside windshield wipers for squirting daisies & seltzer."
Feb. 2nd: Timothy is contemplating the 'Teacup Poodle'. "Do you house break them on a coaster? What about a Demitasse Poodle? Are lizards really teacup dinosaurs?"
Jan. 29th: Timothy has allergies but will still slow down to stop & smell the hat racks. "How about 3 year abs? Gradual Pop Popcorn? Month Rice? Slow down hybrid sparky."
Jan. 28th: Timothy is pondering what to feed his aquarium of fish sticks. "Marshmallows? Corn dogs? Hor dourves? More ideas than you could shake a…"
Jan. 27th: Timothy has seen a stretch Hummer & a stretch Mini Cooper but has not yet seen a stretch Vespa. "Why didn't Nissan come out with a stretch Datsun?"