Feb. 25th: Timothy wants a Robotic Roving Vacuum Cleaner... also a Lawn Watering Weed Pulling one, a Robotic Roving Snow Shovel & a Robotic Roving Bug Zapper. Hide your Pekinese!
Feb. 25th: Timothy wants a Robotic Roving Vacuum Cleaner... also a Lawn Watering Weed Pulling one, a Robotic Roving Snow Shovel & a Robotic Roving Bug Zapper. Hide your Pekinese!
Feb. 24th: Timothy is trying to get a restraining order for all mimes, flyer solicitors & telemarketers… telemarketers… I know it’s not a job, it’s a calling.
Feb. 23rd: Timothy remembers being a child of goth parents. "I wanted to run away & kill the circus. I had a squirt scythe & a dead dog that played live. [Sigh] Good times."
Feb. 20th: Timothy believes we must give families a vehicle limit. Yesterday I was behind a Winnebago towing a Zeppelin, towing a Hovercraft, towing a Recumbent Horse Trailer… towing a Vespa, towing 2 Dirt Segways, towing a Velomobile, towing a Lunar module, towing a Walker, towing a Skateboard... towing a Pogo Stick, towing a Bouncy Ball, towing a Shoe wearing a pedometer... Am I right people?!
Feb. 19th: Timothy is reading a dog food label "20% meatier?" Who checks? Be honest, who's had a doggy snack? Who's put a pc of Red Velvet Cake on their nose? Stay stay… Just me?
Feb. 18th: Timothy wonders at what age is botox just taxidermy gone wrong? "Blink Ms. Palosi, Blink!" Maybe her contact lenses are wide screen?
Feb. 17th: Timothy traded his novelty Hand Chair for a Knuckle Bump Chair. Its not as comfy.Yesterday I did a face plant on the chair & woke up w a black eye bigger than my head.
Feb 13th: Timothy is wishing all his dyslexic friends a Happy Friday 31th. Dyslexic, I'm. There is a cure for Dyslexia… Currently I'm seeing a reverse psychologist
Feb. 12th: Timothy is having a bad week… "Had my pet rock euthanized, caught the bouquet at a funeral & the 1st 2 cards of my Tarot reading were a coyote and a falling safe."
Feb. 11th: Timothy is is making a future 'Want List'... a GPS [Global Parking Space], Aerosol Spaghetti & Red Velvet Zingers! Yum.