March 25th: Timothy ponders new biz ventures, an over the counter placebo pharmacy? A tiny hat store next to a witch doctor? A dollar ironing booth near stubborn automats?
March 25th: Timothy ponders new biz ventures, an over the counter placebo pharmacy? A tiny hat store next to a witch doctor? A dollar ironing booth near stubborn automats?
March 24th: Timothy ponders cuckoo clocks. If it breaks do you take it to a clock repair or vet? Do you hire a cuckoo realtor? Knock knock? Who's there? Kook… [Answer] You're hired
March 23rd: Timothy just got a license to kill. Hard test. Stood in line at the DMV between agent 0015 & 009. Right next to a line of fluffy folks waiting for their Poetic License.
March 20th: Timothy is amazed by today's technology, Hells Angels are on Segways, every morning the paperboy puts my computer monitor in the bushes & Osama's latest is now out on Blu-ray
March 19th: Timothy is late to the table... Were there Spaghetti A's? B's? C's? D's… Will there be Spaghetti P's? Q's? & R's? [Sigh] All this is making me Zzzzzzz
Mar 18th: Timothy is sad, Dept of Transportation said I'm unfit to adopt a highway. They said I didn't make enough money as a street performer. I used to pass a visor… my bad.
Mar 17th: Timothy is anxious, its 2009, we still dont have chocolate cherry trees? Diet Tang? Navel lint trays? Blender Mutes? We have Washers & Dryers & yet no folding machines?
Mar 16th: Timothy… the pondering genius, "Remember before Picasso the Rubix orb? The Bouillon ball? The globe steak? We all worked in Curvicles & had a ball! Damn you Picasso!
Mar 13th: Timothy's eating round waffles. Where r the corners? What a gyp! Why no waffle triangles? Quadrilaterals? Trapezoids? What about Escher's waffle. Fun toasters!
Mar 12th: Timothy played tennis. Do they sell motorized racquets yet? In dbls, is a 2 man high at the net legal? Do guitarists swing their guitars & pretend to be tennis players?