Oct. 9th: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: Who keeps the peace among all them Woodland Critters? The Sheriffs Badgers! Why have Geologists never found 5000 Barrels of Brake Fluid anywhere? Tired of Ironing? Put a teaspoon of Botox in your Laundry.
Oct. 9th: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: Who keeps the peace among all them Woodland Critters? The Sheriffs Badgers! Why have Geologists never found 5000 Barrels of Brake Fluid anywhere? Tired of Ironing? Put a teaspoon of Botox in your Laundry.
Oct. 8th: Guess who Timothy met? Jack, Dick & Diddley Squat. I feel smarter. And Diddly was shorter than I expected.
Oct. 7th: Seriously?!: Cute as a bugs ear? Next time I hear that I'm going to swat the baby. I want 'Caller IQ'. If their IQ is a primary number I'm not answering. I met the musician Sting... & his kids Pinch & Jab. Seriously!
Oct. 6th: Timothy can't throw away his kitchen trash bin... Ding Dong! "You left your trash bin on the curb" "That's weird... I don't have a doorbell" Should I stuff it down my garbage disposal or crumble it into a ball? Would someone go check the Asylum Lost & found & see if my mind is there.
Oct. 5th: Timothy read that a Mime died... he had no last words just a few gestures after staggering against the wind... Now I feel bad about dropping an invisible dollar into his hat. [Sorry mime friends, just thinking outside the invisible box.]
Oct. 2nd: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: They tried the seeing-eye cat but people ended up on fences, atop TVs & under their beds... an info booth was robbed. The clerk was left dumbfounded & so far no new info.... I know I know, Beyonce's Face Book is better.
Oct. 1st: Timothy's Pop Quiz: Only 1 of these is true... B4 the Alphabet, cavemen ate 'Grunt & Gesture' Soup. In India, the most popular game show is "Who Wants To Eat!" The winner receives a giant Food Stamp. A man with too much hair got a part-in his-hair transplant. Tim is preeeeety.
Sept. 30th: Timothy wonders... Wouldn't it be swell to open a Cool Whip container & find a Cool Leather Whip inside? Or a lil cowboy suit inside a bottle of Ranch Dressing? Y'know, since I started using Coffee Mate... I never drink alone.
Sept. 29th: Timothy... Seriously?! $#!@ I was put on 'Polka' hold. Extreme Makeover, it's time... fix Tijuana for $5000. Instead of a "Pull" sign, why not post a "Push, shake door, realize it's locked, try other door" sign. Seriously!
Sept. 25th: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: Today in Indonesia it's "Take Your Parents to Work Day", next week I'm going fishing in New Jersey for the loud mouth bass & when I'm elderly... I want my Chair lift for the stairs to have a loop to loop