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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 9th: Timothy is still traveling... Sign said you can tune into traffic on radio... I like heavy metal but, I did enjoy the Saab polka. Does anyone ever call a call box? I took one incase i'm not near one when I need it... Call me. A friend said he called out "Box!" and nothing happened. I told him... "Oh contraire... I was on another Call Box. I checked my Call Answering Box & i guess you didn't wait for the Beep? Luckily I have Caller Box ID... Didn't you hear me page you too the White Courtesy Box?"

20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 6th: Timothy is on the road... Saw a hell station, an off-road runner with monster feet & the radio just said it was 'get-away' Friday... So get away from me people!

20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 5th: Timothy... 3 things that might be fun... A Realtor who hires Cirque Du Soleil to spin their signs, an Air Puppet that makes the semi-finals on So You Think You Can Dance... & a Whoopee Zeppelin.

20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 4th: Timothy's 3 Q's & 3 A's: How many Hats should a Reindeer use for a Juggling Hat Trick? What's unique about Farmer John's Farm? What is Old School Humor? 8 Hats, Sausage Trees & throwing Papyrus Airplanes at a School Marm.

20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 3rd: Timothy's Pop Quiz [Only 1 of these is true]: A Pigmi Wildebeest once dated a Discarded Fuzzy Slipper for an entire summer, in Alaska a 1-a-day Vitamin is the size of a Baritone Clarinet Case, Mini bars are manufactured in Microbrewerys or Tim is wearing a Girly Sweater.

20 Nov, 2009

Oct. 30th: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: It's always our Backs that go out... it's never our Front? I've been Bopped by a Beach Ball at a Ballgame for the last time... I'm taking a Bat to the Beach... run people! Tests are in, Seeing-Eye Squirrels work... except for the occasional darting in & out of traffic.

20 Nov, 2009

Oct. 29th: Timothy... As an Aging Clown, i need new Props... a Recumbent Unicycle, Orange Grecian formula for Men, Orthopedic Stilts & a Padded Whoopee Cushion... Maybe even a Squeaky Cane

20 Nov, 2009

Oct. 28th: Timothy... Shows to see: Sunday at the Civic Center, Yo Yo Ma performs, "Walk the Dog". At the House of Blues Fats Domino impersonators perform a falling line dance & at Disney Hall Jessica Simpson will play the chicken in the lil Mermaid.

20 Nov, 2009

Oct. 27th: Timothy went to Cirque Du SoWhat... saw the Wheel of 'Minor Scratches & Bruises', a Butter Knife Thrower, & a Hi Wireless Walker try to put on a pair of shorts w-out falling over. I thought the Clown on the Teeny Segway was cute.

20 Nov, 2009

Oct. 26th: Timothy... Viking names are so bold & barbaric... Thor, Baldur the Hairpiece, Conan the O'brian... A Viking 'name' generator said my name would be Tindr Wussypants... [Sigh] I was hoping for Timothy the Ferociously Handsome