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03 Feb, 2010

Nov. 23: I work so hard trying to be clever, then last night on the AMA's I saw Janet Jackson grab a dancers crotch & Adam Lambert kiss & walk a man on a leash.... Damn! Why didnt I think of that!!! Genius! Has anyone licked a ferret in a thong yet... I gotta work quick!

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 20th: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: I saw a Plane towing a Banner for Fortune Cookies... it was too Small to read. My ideal weight? About 10 minutes. Where have all the Angry Mimes gone? Twilight. Saw 'Crash Test Dummy'... the musical. Orchestra pit was filled with nothing but Crash Cymbals.

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 19th: Timothy How my mind works. I think the Florida Marlins should hire a Lobster as a Pinch Hitter. 1 eye could watch the ball, 1 could read the catchers signs... Ugh! Only problem is after he hits the ball he'd run to 3rd. [Sigh] Never mind.

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 18th: Timothy... Seriously?! WII now has Rock Scissors Paper? Polygamist, if you need many Wives fine, but why dress them up in Lil House on the Prairie dresses & combat boots? I saw a sign, "Main highway open for traffic while Detour is being repaved" Seriously?!

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 17th: Timothy is pondering the meaning of a Bumper Crop? Are Tractors banging into each other during Harvest? Are we growing Organic Fenders? Does this mean it's a good season for Pinball Wizards?

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 16th: Timothy had a rough morning, accidentally bought Unlucky Charms... Pink Slips, Yellow Parking Tickets & Orange Anvils... the Leprechaun was Chucky who was magically vicious.

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 13th: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: Shook the hand of a Chiquita Banana CEO, boy did he bruise easily. Why are all Barbie's in a Thrift Store naked? Who's stealing their clothes? Damn Cross-Dressing Midgets! Finally, a Diet that works... all you can eat Sawdust.

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 12th: Timothy can't focus today... I finally converted to a Paperless Office. Playing Rock-Scissor is much quicker. Is there an Asian 50's singer named Chubby Chinese Checker? I'm still eating Halloween leftovers... Mm mm Snickers sandwiches!

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 11th: Timothy couldn't sleep last night. CW Network had Celebrity Solitaire. Nickelodeon had Celebrity "Go Fish". Animal Planet had Celebrity Dogs Playing Poker... Scooby Doo, Snoopy, Etc.

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20 Nov, 2009

Nov. 10th: Timothy... While watching a Kitty slip on a Formica floor, I got an idea for Cat owners... Formica Sofas. Watching them answers the question why there's no Obedience School for Cats... [Plus they won't stop playing with the tassels on their grad caps...]

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