March 22nd 2012: [Bonus]
Went to a luau at a friend’s house w a 75’ x 2’ patio… Yum! I thought the roast eel with the banana in it’s mouth was delicious!
Go ahead & hide your steak knives when I come over inlaws, I’ve made a shiv out of your hide-a-key!
Cured Ham? A little late… tell that to the pig!
Ahhhh! Our Apartment seems cooler today. Thank you Fantail Goldfish!
March 22nd 2012: There’s something about my air guitar case that attracts the mime ladies… Omigosh! I’ve been Plagiarized… I’m missing a can of alphabet soup! New addition to my act… Duct tape for volunteers… it helps cuts down on all that unnecessary screaming
March 21st 2012: [Bonus]
How did Cockney Slinkies ever make their way down the apples & Pears?
I want my paintings to some day impress even the Masters… can you just imagine Vincent Van Gogh smiling from ear.
March 21st 2012: Yay! Just got the part of an Easter egg for an Easter Bunny Biopic. I love egg rolls! “You are what you eat…” So true… after eating an English muffin my teeth go crooked. Is it true? Rip Van Halen is on tour w ZZZZZZZZZZZTop & being pelted w wet naps?
March 16th 2012: [Bonus]
Gal says she's a foot model. I say actual size? She punches me in the knee. "I also work in micromanagement." I covered my other knee.
Oh oh… MC Escher’s mistress is writing a book exposing their love triangle… only she’s describing it as a Love Mobius
Just drove passed “Darwin Farms” & marveled at their plush hillside scattered with grazing trout
March 16th 2012: Sad day, a tree surgeon diagnosed & declared my Black Tupelo a hat rack. Close call for Sarah Jessica Parker... she sprained her ankle & paramedics arrived along w a cowboy & a shotgun. I just bought a medical alert bracelet that says "Needs gluten."
March 15th 2012: Shouldn’t there be a pogo stick rack just outside of IHOP? “Chink Chink Chink Chink…” the spur sounds of a rodeo clown after realizing the bull was not amused by his pants drop. I tweeted brilliantly all morning… I love my harmonica
March 14th 2012: [Bonus]
I ate lunch today at my fav cafe, The House of Pi, the bill came to $3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781
March 14th 2012: I’m now raising money on kickstarters for a new low budget movie, “Blank Movie Screen”... & it's in 3-D!!! Oh oh… looks like the Rock group White Snake had another Hissy fit. @you... Gesundheit!
March 13th 2012: [Bonus]
Good Lord people, What's w all these dancing happy, waving, winking critters... some of you have a lot of emoticon baggage
It's time we crack down on this shiny track suit or sox w sandals fad… even if it means turning Florida into a Fashion police state.
