March 30th 2012: [Bonus]
Just finished a Colon Cleanse, look how sparkly they are now… *:*:* *:*:* *:*
March 30th 2012: [Bonus]
Just finished a Colon Cleanse, look how sparkly they are now… *:*:* *:*:* *:*
March 30th 2012: New Clown Bowling Alley... Be forewarned, it’s $40 just for the Giant Bowling Shoe rental. Don't be fooled by that halfway house, homing pigeons... it's a KFC! Bad invention #461... Hand gun bayonets.
March 29th 2012: ?$100 running shoes? They better come w cruise control!!! OMG I can river dance?! My metal couch leg just taught this to my toe. Hmmm… just drove passed a 2-headed frog twirling a ‘Surreal’ Estates sign. Just me? I hope so!!! :)
March 28th 2012: [Bonus]
Petco has these Hamster Balls... why? They're terrible dancers. & don't get me started on how suggestive they can be... damn nasty moles.
March 28th 2012: I’m all for extreme sports but c’mon, Stilt Planking? I read that in Belgium, like Starbucks, hawk shops are on every corner. Well of course, Duh! Most the folks there are Flemish. Push up bras? How about Sit up jock straps?
March 27th 2012: My cup of noodle vegetable garden is coming along nicely. My secret? Don’t water until after harvest. Nobody's comfortable around an Accordion… or is it my monkey? I always give a huge shout out to the hard of hearing. HEY!!!!!!!
March 26th 2012: I used to drive an MG Midget… & by that I mean driving a small person w whips.
March 26th 2012: This weekend was my Kiosk's Annual Picnic… "Picnic table for 1 please." I saw 1000 cats in line for a new talent show “America's Got So Cuuuute?” Poor? Instead of a Bounce Castle we could only afford a Bounce Studio Apt.
March 23rd 2012: [Bonus]
Well folks, I need to come clean... I’m addicted to Placebos… this weekend I’ll be checking into Hab
I’m not the agile thinker I used to be… which is why I wear an orthopedic hat
If I had kids, I’d take them to an Alaskan daycare… see you in 6 mos. Millhouse!
March 23rd 2012: Dammit! I’m thinking no one’s going to steal my thunder & then “B-------!” Hey! Tuesday I got disqualified at a Barbers exam because I didn’t have a No. #2 pencil mustache. Say, did you know that the Weiner Mobile fills up with mustard gas?