June 2nd 2010: What a weekend, my Magic 8 ball crashed. After defragging I upgrade to 9.0 ball… now with blue tooth! The Mac I-Ball was $1000 & had too many useless apps. Now let’s see if I should do the next joke. “ Try again later”… sorry gang.
June 2nd 2010: What a weekend, my Magic 8 ball crashed. After defragging I upgrade to 9.0 ball… now with blue tooth! The Mac I-Ball was $1000 & had too many useless apps. Now let’s see if I should do the next joke. “ Try again later”… sorry gang.
May 28th 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: Tee hee… I did it again, i just sold my Kindle for $800 to my pet sucker fish. Why does everyone think the matador is so brave? How about the guy who pierced the bull’s nose?! And now a minimalist joke, “Just Laugh”
May 30th 2010: Only 1 of these is true… In Vienna there’s a toy dog breed known as the cocktail wiener dog, a Ford Focus becomes blurry after 20,000 miles, a dyslexic soldier once blocked an incoming harmonica with a bullet & Tim looks younger thanks to the white out on the bathroom mirror.
May 26th 2010: Ha ha to all those Muslim fundamentalists… have you read the Quran? It’s 72 Virginians! Also, what do non-practicing Atheists do? Go to church? If you ever wonder what it all means & worry about your bodies inability 2 produce insulin, all your answers can be found in a book called Diabetics.
May 25th 2010: Odd things seen... a stretch hearse? Was it for a Dead Stilt Walker? Did the inventor of Miracle Grow pass? Party goers on their way to Oingo Boingo’s house? I also saw a crowd gathered around a lipstick stain on a cup that looked like the Mother Mary K. Then i saw Kirstie Alley driving a Ralphs Truck… grocery shopping?
May 24th 2010: What a weekend… Filmed a pilot Friday, his name was Bob... After telling someone I was dyslexic, they proceeded to spell the name of a good dyslexic Dr. & i helped with a charity event by performing Joseph & His Amazing Monochrome Dreamcoat for the Color Blind
May 21st 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: One can get quite tuckered out by the new Free Range Petting Zoo, don’t order anything from an IKEA catalogue with a wobbly table of contents & i received a postcard today from the Republic of Chinet with a photo of the Great Dish Rack.
May 20th 2010: Why can’t diets be more fun… “Lose weight now & laugh the pounds away with Henny Craig... Take my flab, please! And don’t forget to try our bucket of rubber chicken & 2 new Hostess Ho Ho’s flavors... Hostess Hee Hee’s & Hostess Ha Ha’s"
May 19th 2010: Only 1 of these is true… Well to do cavemen had infinity tar pits, Manuel Noriega has a brother named pamphlet, scientists believe pandas are a lark & are actually goth polar bears & Tim can make a can of Red Bull tremble.
May 18th 2010: Timothy's Tidbits… I’m tired of reading books about America & our obesity… incidentally Bacon makes an excellent bookmark. My sis is excited about graduation… last night she wore her tassel up in a curler. Do you think the elevator in the Crossword Puzzle Co. building has an across button?