July 29th 2010: Answering some unanswered questions: “Woodchucks can chuck 7 lbs of wood a day”, “Gary let the dogs out” & "Run!!!" [Question: "Whatcha gonna do bad boy, bad boy”]
July 29th 2010: Answering some unanswered questions: “Woodchucks can chuck 7 lbs of wood a day”, “Gary let the dogs out” & "Run!!!" [Question: "Whatcha gonna do bad boy, bad boy”]
July 27th 2010: I just got back from a Cruise to Sardinia… very very crowded ship. 30 people to a room. To leave your cabin you had to twist a giant turn key. Sadly when we reached port the entire crew was canned. I got no pay, I just went for the omega 3’s.
July 23rd 2010: What a weekend: Friday while playing tennis on the WII i broke my TV trying to jump over the net. Then I was involved in a vegan gang's drive by of salad shooters & potato oozys & Sunday i bought a nerdy factory 2nd jacket… a bucked hound’s-tooth coat.
July 22nd 2010: Timothy's Weekend Scraps: I miss my goldfish ever since he wallpapered his fishbowl. Next week I am going to lecture a group of astrophysicists on my string cheese theory & this morning I saw several stretch limos doing yoga in the gym parking lot.
July 21st 2010: Seriously?!… Why don’t Dr’s start off with a candlelight dinner first? Don’t ever ask an accordion player to help you park "Closer… Farther… Closer", most people see Elvis… I see Bobby Goldsboro! Seriously?!
July 20th 2010: Just spitballin… Silly Putty… like Serious Putty only sillier? Crazy Glue… made from actual crazy horses? Crazy Straws… are these straws produced just after the exhilarating last straw? Ok, my spittoons full...
July 16th 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: Why was it so hard to catch the Barefoot Bandit? ‘Nope… can’t be him, he’s got shoes’. Rapper 50 cent will be performing in a new 53 Penny Opera… & did you know [& thank goodness] Scotsmen are excluded from bungee jumping?
July 15th 2010: Timothy is so busy today, he's going to leave a do it yourself joke... Chicken, Blonde, Light Bulb, Rabbi, Horse, Bear, Nun, Bar, 2 penguins, 1 Knock Knock, Cow, & a Psychiatrist. Enjoy.
July 14th 2010: Only 1 of these is true: Many Quantum mechanics are out of work since the atomic car was discontinued. The wife of a slot machine mechanic gave birth to 3 7lb triplets, for an extra $10 plumbers will help you with your plunging neckline & Tim is his favorite peer.
July 13th 2010: Just spitballin’… How can you tell when a man at a fake vomit factory calls in sick isn’t faking it? I’ll bet termites probably loved having a desk job. If you added more mathematical formula symbols to alphabet soup would you end up with a complex carbohydrate?