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07 Dec, 2010

Oct. 7th 2010: Timothy’s Reminiscing about favorite jobs… Clown Pit Crew… Changing the Tire on Unicycles, Pee Wee Golf Caddy… I got paid in tokens, Ran the Thimble Booth for a Porcupine Petting Zoo & taught Feng Shui to Mimes so they’d know where to squat on their invisible chairs

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07 Dec, 2010

Oct. 6th 2010: What’s Next?: The yard long hot dog? An all prize cereal with a free piece of cereal inside? Drugs promising 3-d hallucinations? A microwave with a ‘Say Grace’ button? Chihuahua Ritalin patches?

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07 Dec, 2010

Oct. 5th 2010: Seriously? When will the DMV get Photoshop?! Decaffeinated Red bull? Is this for folks who love the flavor? & It’s not what we eat but how much! Construction workers now carry picnic igloos to work… what happen to lunch pails? Seriously?!

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07 Dec, 2010

Oct. 4th 2010: What a weekend, did a show for stage curtain makers who kept yelling, “Down in front!” performed ‘Much Askew About Nothing’… for the Shakespeare in the parallelogram Co. & i got a rather slow standing O from an escalator Co.

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07 Dec, 2010

Oct. 1st 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: How long before Iran has a nuclear app? If I accidentally shine an old bat into the night sky will my Mother-in-law show up instead? I guess I'm healthy… my Dr ruled out 'Rigor Mortis!'

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07 Dec, 2010

Sept. 30th 2010: Seriously?! Why do they call a 6 hr meeting a briefing?! The weatherman said the air quality will be poor today? So what am I to do… exhale all day? And shouldn't they hire skinnier truckers to drive diet soda trucks? Seriously?!

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07 Dec, 2010

Sept. 29th 2010: Timothy’s ?3 new tips to make money… buy the book "Counterfeiting for Dummies", open up a ‘Convenience’ Bed & Breakfast called, ‘Bathroom & Pantry’ & for quick cash place a swear jar in Gordon Ramsey’s house/car.

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07 Dec, 2010

Sept. 28th 2010: What's next?: X-ray TV? Text to speech alphabet soup? Instant Water buffaloes… just add water? Pierced heads with Hula hoops? Easy-Off toothpaste for rappers with grills?

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07 Dec, 2010

Sept. 27th 2010: What a weekend… worked with a Minstrel singer whose hand froze while strumming banjo. I gave him Midol cuz the label said it was good for minstrel cramps. Performed for the giant foam hand makers but only got a small hand & i didn’t show up for my DIY Co. Show.

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07 Dec, 2010

Sept. 24th 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: What came 1st… the opposable thumb or the monkey wrench? Do hunters wear skimpy outfits hoping to flush out the Peking duck? & the man who invented the treadmill is getting a divorce. His wife said “Heck! We never go anywhere”

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