Nov. 30th 2010: Things I did on my vacation: [Miss me?] Watched a lot of late night celebrity solitaire on TV, attended a friend’s shotgun Bar Mitzvah [He wasn’t Jewish], met my 1/2 brother, [He’s a centaur living in Toledo] & ate a Turmingo… which had 1 very long drumstick.
Nov. 18th 2010: What’s next… Rosetta Stone Pig Latin? Seriously?! How safe is too safe… I saw a baby born with a helmet! Performing my odd act Monday at the Kennedy Off-Center & instead of Turduckens for Thanksgiving do Koreans have LabPekiPoodles?
Nov. 17th 2010: What a weekend… At a ‘Picasso Society’ party… I roamed around on a Rolling Cube, I didn’t fold balloons for a Pretzel Stick Company Picnic & I attended a giant boot camp featuring Billy Banks & his new Clown Aerobics… Tae BoBo.
Nov. 14th 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: Did Jewish Cowboys chew Corn Beef Jerky? In school I was voted off the synchronized swim team… Yes it was unanimous. I’m a L.A. Clippers fan but it’s not looking good. Even their giant foam hands have crossed fingers
Nov. 13the 2010: Seriously?! When is 'Good Bongo Player’ ever verifiable? I like homemade café recipes but I’m pretty sure Corn Beef Hash shouldn’t dangle?! A bowler turned to me & actually said, “Quiet… I'm trying to bowl” & who uses the mammoth size dictionary? Words escape me here. Seriously?!
Nov. 12th 2010: I’m a fan of the ‘99 cents store’… even though I have to forgo brand names… “B-1 Steak Sauce”, “2nd Best Foods Mayo”, “Spaghetti OK’s”, “M & N’s”, Com-‘Post’ Fiber Cereal, “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better” “Death-Wishbone Dressing” & “Quaker’s Rice Corks”
Nov. 11th 2010: What’s next? Instead of TV Dinners… You Tube Dinners? Eye Charts… now in 3-d? The Free Range Naugahyde Chair? Big Print Bazooka Bubble Gum for seniors? A Cooties Patch for Kindergarten kids? An LSD substitute… Sweet n High?
Nov. 10th 2010: What a weekend… I performed for a Coin Collectors Society… & yes… I got paid a pretty penny. My show for a group of mimes went well… I just mouthed the words… & I had a fun night hosting a comedy night for cozy makers… Ironically there was no cover charge.
Nov. 7th 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: My Japanese Koi fish are actually quite outgoing. “You are what you eat” is just not true... for years I’ve eaten rich foods, eye candy & stud muffins. I’m not happy with my HMO… My anesthetist just sprinkles sand in my eyes…
