Dec. 30th 2010: Only 1 of these is true… In the 50’s kids colored using only black & white crayons… When inflatable dolls were 1st sold they went for $75 a pop… Llama Dentist place a Rinse & Spit bowl 30 ft away from the dental chair & Tim truly wishes his 66 friends a happy & safe New Years!
Dec. 29th 2010: Seriously?! The Red Velvet take over must stop. Xmas eve I had Red Velvet Waffles. Can’t wait to try Red Velvet Jerky! & NY Pizza? Everywhere. Apparently it's the best so stay away from Alabama Pizza. Dr. said my Cholesterol is fine but my Riboflavin is high… Whew! At least it’s the GOOD Riboflavin. Funnily?!
Dec. 28th 2010: What a Xmas Weekend: I got a Xmas sweater… Thought it was too sweatery. I got some TSA pants… they’re similar to those sox with toes only… I got a gift card for Forest Lawn & an interesting gag gift… a wad of cotton & a roll of duct tape.
Dec. 25th 2010: Timothy‘s weekend scraps: I trained my dog to bring in the paper… I wonder where he gets them? Y’know some folks look good in spandex… but I don’t think it holds true for the bulk of them. Some think Xmas has become too commercial… Not i... anyway… Merry McChristmas!
Dec. 24th 2010: Only 1 of these is true… The toughest part for an Equine dentist is getting the horse into the chair, the 3rd Wiseman was actually on the patch trying to quit Frankincense & Tim’s not as big a buffoon as he once was… he’s lost weight
Dec. 23rd 2010: Just me? Ever try to surprise a ‘You Are Here Sign’ at 3 AM? Instead of ending a debate by putting out a cigarette with my foot, I like sticking Nicogum on their nose. I always like to make an impact… which is why I Fist bump people with brass knuckles.
Dec. 22 2010: If I were God… I’d change Killer Whales to look more like Giant Clownfish Whales, I’d make a Dachshund & Giraffe interchangeable just like in animal balloon making & if I were God it would rain cream pies on my birthday…
Dec. 21st 2010: What a weekend… I performed for the Spandex Co. Xmas party… They fit more people in that tiny theater than I thought possible or proper. Our neighborhood crime watch got stolen & I performed for the Audubon Society & picked the wrong volunteer… apparently they have a pecking order…
Dec. 17th 2010: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: If you trip & fall on a hedgehog & then your back problems are gone is that porcupunture? Xmas might be late… 1 of the Jewish coaches for the NY Jets just tripped Santa & I gotta lose weight… driving with my window down I heard a flapping sound & it turned out to be my left arm
Dec. 15th 2010: Only 1 of these is true… 1 of the latest dangers of obesity is contracting fried chicken pox, A college quarterback actually faded back… way back & disappeared, explorer Ginko Balboa forgot where the Fountain of Youth was & Tim loves to blurt out 'Laffing all the way!' for an easy laugh.
