Feb. 17th 2011: Only 1 of these is true: I played a ‘memory’ tape while sleeping & woke up singing a song from ‘Cats’, at 1 time, Silly Spackle out sold Silly Putty, elderly senators can use their senior discount when buying votes & yes, I'm in my late 40’s but my mind is still as tarp as a shack.
Feb, 16th 2011: Seriously?! Golf… on TV?! 3 hrs of Nascar?! Let’s combine them! Here’s another time saver... for tuff jigsaw puzzles… force the pieces together then repaint it. & how come I can find hidden objects in Highlights Magazine but can’t locate the butter in my fridge? Seriously?!
Feb. 15th 2011: Just Spitballin… I got my Rosetta tapes for beginning Finnish today. Say, is it illegal to run through a fire station yelling “Theater! Theater! Theater!” Have you ever read the dictionary? I found it too wordy.
Feb. 14th 2011: What a weekend… I finished a speed reading course… now I can move my lips much faster. Brought the books back to the library & the librarian said they were 12 minutes over due. At LACC they offer speed reading classes every Monday at 2:00, 2:03, 2:07 & 2:10.
Feb. 11th 2011: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: How about a museum showcasing the rest of a bust’s body? Is 20 considered good eyesight for a pirate? I met a lumberjack from thousand Oaks… he must not be very good… didn’t he miss a few… like 1000?
Feb. 10th 2011: I love being positive but I am a bit weary of overzealous exaggerations… A Great Dane? They’re big… but great? I’d be happy with a Tiny Dane. Superstitious? Even being simplestitious is a burden. Killer bees? I squeal just as giddly as a school girl at a swirling meek bee.
Feb. 9th 2011: Only 1 of these is true… Lil Old Lady in a shoe fell victim to a home invasion… police arrested a man w a huge shoe horn, along with inventing the wheel was the evolution of the opposable middle finger, Kabuki clowns throw rice cakes & a stick horse isn’t as tasty as a fish stick.
Feb. 8th 2011: Timothy‘s recent Faux Pas… Looking up at some brightly lit dots on the Renaissance Hotel & saying “Wow a neon hotel sign for the blind.” While watching a pals home movie, I actually changed the channel during a baby christening & a small travel iron… is not a laptop iron.
Feb. 7th 2011: What a weekend… Sang for a group who design Peepholes. “Peepholes… people who need Peepholes…” Went to a quiet party for librarians… we played spin the sock & pin the tail on the mime & my audition for Jay Leno really made his jaw drop… I think
Feb. 4th 2011: Timothy‘s Weekend Scraps: The Egyptians just don’t know how to riot… where are the overturned Pyramids, the unteepee’d mummies, looted hump less Camels, a defaced Sphinx… oh wait a minute... there is that.
