July10th 2011: Still can’t get over the Pretzel Stick scam. I like my pretzels curvy. Donut holes? I like the hole. If you don’t… eat around it. How long before we have XL angel hair pasta, Onion Diameters & Sane Straws? & will I need a triangle toaster for Eggo corners? Probably not!
July 9th 2011: Oh oh… Someone stole our Neighborhood Watch sign… The soup bar in the Catskills allows you to add your own flies [They’re next to the Garbanzo beans] How do i come up with this stuff? I was sent to 2 different Honor schools thusly… I was a regifted child
July 8th 2011: Egads! I am starting to get crowsfeet… which is awful on the carpet. I just bought all 4 seasons of Hoarders on eBay… I can’t wait to store them… & yes, Japan leads in Auto manufacturing, but we lead in tow truck production… USA USA USA!
July 6th 2011: I took the Business Loop & saw an Instant Prints, a Speedy Cleaners, Fast Food restaurants… so I guess the hooker I saw offers Quickies?
July 6th 2011: I met a Naval Dr… he specialized in outies. [I'm a leg man myself] I heard Taylor Swift sprained her hand & could only make a spleen symbol with her hands. And I wonder if I can blame my weight on 2nd hand Twinkies? [I’m always in the vicinity of copious calories]
July 5th 2011: [Twit] Toyota was going to throw a party for all the humble & considerate Prius owners... but sadly he was busy.
July 5th 2011: Wow, budget cuts for D-land… Now it’s just Snow White & 1 short schizophrenic. Who remembers the rarely told fable 'Peter Pancake'… the boy who bought faulty pixie dust? I dated Winnie... my mom didn’t like her, 'Funny she doesn’t look poohish' “I will never understand why the D-land employee got so upset when I asked where "Pooh Corner" was ...all I wanted was a bathroom!”
July 1st 2011: [Twit] I once worked with Hoity Toity the Clown… he was so formal he even used a Rubber Swan
July 1st 2011: From Prof. Didyaknow… 5 yrs after the invent of shoes, sales dropped by 50% after cavemen learned to walk upright. In China the kids fav game to play is hide & hide. And shoe trees are mostly found in the foothills.
June 30th 2011: How long does it take the Amish to wind their light bugs every night? How pricy is a full length mirror for a stilt walker? And is Workaholics Anonymous really surprised when no one shows up?
