Sept. 12th 2011: Woo hoo! After successfully communicating w the gardener I realized I speak fluent charade! Oh oh, another cheater… a Break dancer was disqualified after testing positive for a lazy Susan. & so far… there’s lil proof or reproduction of Picasso’s Non-Photo Blue Period
Sept. 9th 2011: Y’know, being Pigeon toed is great for picking up french-fries. Wow, I didn’t realize how bad the economy was… I just saw Anthony Gatto spinning an open house realtor sign. What’s a recumbent chair look like for a contortionist? Maybe this: “@”
Sept. 8th 2011: Dabnabbit! My Car got Fobbed… I think. Why do Weasels pop? Why not ferrets or squirrels? And sadly, my Pet Sea Horse broke its tail… so naturally I had to put him down with a squirt gun. -Pop goes the ferret?
Sept. 7th 2011: Wow, Bob Dylan is coming out with another DVD… & this one’s Closed Caption! I finally sold my Nash Metropolitan… I got tired of people slamming into me thinking I was a bumper car. I’m not paranoid…. just ask anyone who’s out to get me!
Sept. 6th 2011: The 1st harmonica I ever played turned out to be a pitch pipe. [And get this, it was out of tune... every note!] My blues name was Tone Deaf Billy & my Pitch Pipe Blues song was “B# When You Bb Broke”
Sept. 5th 2011: How bad of a cook do you have to be to buy ‘Ramen Helper’? The Petite Opera Co. has been partitioned to stop. W-out a fat lady the show just keeps going… & Rand McNally wants to stop making maps but their business is too hard to fold.
Sept. 1st 2011: The Velvetween Rabbit… the story of a Cynical Rabbit who rolls his eyes at his Pollyana Parents… Whatever! Pandora the Explora… Don’t open that call box! And… CSI North Pole… "Looks like another Dead Snow Angel."
Aug. 30th 2011: Hmm… which job is tougher… a maid polishing the wax museum statues; a Hindu maid fluffing a bed of nails; a janitor taking out the trash in a boomerang factory or a 100 Acre Wood Park Custodian cleaning up after pooh? Hmm.
Aug. 29th 2011: Hey self-cleaning Easy Off oven cleaner folks… how’s about making a self-cleaning diaper! Hey Van De Camps… How about some No knock pork & beans? Proctor & Gamble… we could really use a Sweet n Lo Shampoo for fat heads!
Aug. 27th 2011: A Low front is coming in this week? But I’m not expecting relatives till next week? My friend who designs Rollercoasters is ill… & his condition is going downhill very very very fast. & finally, if I may quote my hypnotist, Cluck cluck… cluck cluck…
