Nov. 7th 2011: I had a dream where i got a job at the “Use Other Door” sign factory and couldn't find a way in
Nov. 7th 2011: I had a dream where i got a job at the “Use Other Door” sign factory and couldn't find a way in
Nov. 7th 2011: Dang! My Carol Channing Bobblehead keeps falling over. Is there a medicine ball league? If so, these players must be really huge. Don’t deal in a dyslexic at your next poker party… I'm now stuck with all his UOI’s
Nov. 3rd 2011: 1 day I will be the greatest 1-ball juggler… the secret will be getting my audience their own kaleidoscopes. Dr asked me if I had any moles, “No but I keep a ferret in my back pocket!” I love to go fake fly fishing. I use that fly in ice cube as bait. Booyah trout!
Nov. 2nd 2011: Craigslist item, "Looking to hire a GoGo dancer." Damn, I’m more of a get get dancer! Bad cook? Guess what I found in her cupboard? A toaster cookbook. & how good is my acupuncturist? I swear, not one thimble in his office!!!
Nov. 1st 2011: Cannibal the Musical? If it’s dinner theater… run! So at a Silent auction… do you bring your own mime or do they provide one for you? Do astonished Atheists text: OM?
Oct. 31st 2011: Last night the fan was on so high in 1 Pub, all the lil umbrellas in the drinks were inside out. I ask a man wearing a hat and cape… “Superhero?” “No, a Majorette for LSU!” & I met a guy named Fred Occupant… I told him I keep getting his junk mail.
Oct. 30th 2011: Yes, my brother flunked medical school… but wanting to be a care giver proves his spleen was in the right place. According to my yodeling snap dragons, Nyquil & Catnip don’t mix. Happy Halloween folks, I’m going as my Driver’s License picture. [Aaaaah!]
Oct. 27th 2011: 99% Talent? Jugglers create visual aerodynamic dances demonstrating agility & imagination & showcase their genuine exhilarating ambidexterity by going beyond most human capabilities. 1%? Stilt walkers… um, they walk. To protest stilt walkers you'll need a really really long stick
Oct. 26th 2011: Dirt farmer? Are large holes in the ground a sign of a bumper crop year? My Dad’s gone green… says he’s now using an organic whoopee cushion… OK, ok… you really had to reach for these… like Quasimodo’s backpack.