Nov. 16th 2011: Gluten free gas?! More astonishing will be the long line of cars waiting to use the pump. [Prius'?] I wish slow people would hold up an hourglass when they go into a turn… Whenever one door closes another door opens. Yep! That’s why I loved laff-in!
Nov. 15th 2011: I guess there’s no winter in heaven; you never see a cherub wearing a wool sweater of knit halo cover. Whew! My pal who was in critical condition has improved & is now doing sarcastic & snarky.
Nov. 14th 2011: I did it! I drew a perfect ring on my Etch-a-Sketch… A perfect Boxing ring! Whew! I’m so tired… I kept giving the Heimlich to a man hawking kayaks… Say, is it wrong to hold a Women's Rights rally in the kitchen?
Nov. 14th 2011: What do you use to bag a party animal... A Confetti gun? Thank you,Thank you, i'll be here for another 4 min. Get the roast beef... to go!
Nov. 10th 2011: On Craigslist there was an ad for 'Vivacious Vixen'... Damn! So close... if anyone sees an ad for 'Homely Vixen' let me know!
Nov. 10th 2011: Do British kids tease other kids who wear monocles? “Hey 3 eyes!” [Ugh!] PETA was outside my window again protesting my harmonica playing. This is dandy, my carwash now offers a ‘Happy Ending’… whoo hoo, can you say, "Sponge bath!"
Nov. 9th 2011: I've solved the Basketball Strike; we charge for each ‘free’ throw… e$pecially in the 4th quarter!!! It’s tough being dyslexic… At racquetball yesterday, I threw out my front! Last night I dreamt I went skydiving, when I pulled my rip cord my PJ bottoms fell down.
Nov. 8th 2011: The L.A. Zoo has had a Yak exhibit for 6 mos & yet they are announcing it's all gnu.
Nov. 8th 2011: My cousin's eyes are so big… instead of cucumbers, the spa uses watermelon slices! [Sigh] My Ant Farm has had another dismal year… again their crops were just too small to sell. Need more info on Tropical Furniture? Go to Wickerpedia.
