Jan. 16th 2012: I spotted a typo on my M & M’s... Just a white “&”. Did i mistakenly buy 'Ampersands & Ampersands?'
Jan. 16th 2012: I spotted a typo on my M & M’s... Just a white “&”. Did i mistakenly buy 'Ampersands & Ampersands?'
Jan. 6th 2012: This puzzle of an infinity pool is hard, I can’t find any edge pieces. I bought a new rice cooker… his name is Lee Fung… Racist? Why? He was the one standing outside of Rowes Hardware… Welp, it’s off to spend my $1 gift card I got for the 99 cent store.
Jan. 6th 2012: Poor childhood? I had a pet piñata… the only downside was cleaning up after his trail of tootsie rolls.
Jan. 6th 2012: Sometimes when i'm feeling all Gangsta, i'll dry my hair by holding my blow dryer sideways yo...
Jan. 5th 2012: You get what you pay for. My 99¢ store Animal Cookies only had squirrels, possums & chickens. Gr8 bizness venture, ‘Build-a-Bear’... sure, cute… ‘Build-a-Voodoo Doll’- better!! What’s the secret to my calm demeaner? I can juggle 5 stress balls!
Jan. 4th 2012: T or F: Rock group Quiet Riot are performing & touring libraries? To be taller on a piano bench you can sit on your iPhone instead of a phone book? Manheim Steamroller has returned to paving highways? [Answers are on the back of your monitor.]
Jan. 3rd 2012: Ta da! Timmy’s Back. Timmy’s Front. [85% favor the Front POV] Dang! I keep writing 2011 on my IOU’s. Is 'Narcoleptic Zebra' spelled Zzzzzzzzebra? I took the antlers off our vehicle… how long before I put on the bunny ears?
Dec. 22nd 2011: Hello, this is Timothy's Mother... he's sick today & can't come to Art Wanted. We think it's Dicken Pox... he's broken out in tiny top hats all over & his judgement remains too cloudy to type something funny... see?!
Dec. 21st 2011: Read carefully! The Anaheim Steamroller Xmas CD isn’t as good! Oh ooh… I just passed a sleigh pulled over & the cop was making Blitzen walk the line... Well i'm off to finish my Xmas Shopping at the 99 cent store... outlet! [Plus coupons!]
Dec. 20th 2011: Why don’t any of these muscle shirts fit? Clams can be so difficult to dress. While playing, do cello players fear shark attacks? Do turtles get frustrated losing their Frisbees on their shell?