Jan. 27th 2012: Is the food from the 99 cent store stale? Hmmmm maybe their Tater Teens…
Jan. 26th 2012: So cute! I just saw a YouTube of Matthew Broderick dribbling a BB & playing S.A.R.A.H with his kids
Jan. 26th 2012: It’s impossible for me to put on an Oven Mitten & not do a lil puppet show. Just Me? I got a Paint Ball Musket at the Paint Ball Park & everyone I hit went Sepia. Black-Eye Peas? At the 99¢ store they sell 'Shiner' Peas.
Jan. 25th 2012: Trying to be PC, I told Mr. Peanut some of my best friends are nuts. [Altho I do prefer crunchy] Rowing machines in the gym? This is 2012... where are the speed boat machines? Sorry zoo, I apologize... I thought ‘sock’ monkeys was a mandatory sign.
Jan. 24th 2012: Was Frankenberry pursued by hungry townsmen wielding cereal bowls & spoons? & is it true that in the next Twilight film Count Chocula gets killed with a celery stick? Yesterday I saw 2 Garden Gnomes standing too close… so i yelled, "Get a mushroom!”