Feb 3rd 2012: See?! We accept gays into the military & boom! Another Glitter bombing! “Help! I’ve been decorated!” I met Gangsta clown Los Bozo… he even holds his seltzer bottle sideways. Sad, last night as i spanked my naughty pet rock I realized I’d hit rock bottom
Feb. 2nd 2012: Don’t u find it suspicious that Hungary’s Minister of Defense is hefty? In honor of Black history month the Blue Man group will go Navy Blue. Wow. a Sow Bug slowly drives his VW Van & the next min. Boom! He's a ball! That’s how they roll. Traffic solution?!
Feb. 1st 2012: [Bonus]
I'm pro-clown. So i approve of the new idea to print photos of missing clowns on the sides of seltzer bottles. It might be time to buy a big screen TV... Our current TV is so small… when we watch Telemundo we only get Sábado Pequeño.
Feb. 1st 2012: Good news… a major TV show has asked me to play my accordion… look for me on Fear Factor! What if we spill 2% milk? Do we just sulk? And stay away from that guy with the blurred out face. I’ve seen him on cops… he’s trouble.
Jan. 31st 2012: [Bonus]
Are fish crackers slang for white fish? Is a late night call to Darius Rucker considered a Hootie call?
Jan. 31st 2012: Yay! My dog’s now singing with an acapella group. He’s their official Beat boxer. Should i be less annoyed to discover that the wad of goo stuck under my table in the nonsmoking section is Nicogum?! Great, now I need a fire proof umbrella? Thx Adele!
Jan. 30th 2012: Went monkey hunting w my accordion Saturday… waited for a plunking coin into a tin cup... gotcha! Thx to widescreen, I now fully enjoy angry clowns on Springer throwing their big shoes. What? A French fry in my Curly fries? Lordy! We must secure our borders!
Jan. 27th 2012: If you're ever hired to be a Face Painter for a Witch Doctor convention, bring a paint roller… their masks are huge.
Jan. 27th 2012: Seal and Klum to divorce??? Sad. Who will get the beachball? Do Chinese peeples try to stick chopsticks on their nose in late night Greasy Chopsticks? Has anyone ever actually drawn a cheese doodle?
