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I had a strange dream last night. In my dream we were in the edge of chaos because of Global climate change and aliens were taking over the world. Well, my nieces and nephews, like kids to me, were trying to escape them, and we did manage to escape. Well, as I woke up, my German Shepard started barking. And I was thinking, yeah, come get us now, and someone was knocking on my front door. I felt kind of safe there for about 20 seconds until reality kicked in. =) We are still getting closer and closer to the edge. D=

Original Post: Jesus is watching!!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said 'Jesus is watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. What kind of people would name a bird Moses?

The bird again replied

'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'