I hesitated to unveil this piece to the public, as it is by far the most offensive in my collection. While vacationing at my summer cottage, I was bitten by a horse fly, causing a rather serious looking welt on my left eyebrow. I descended into such a rage that I immediately reached for my felt tip and canvas and furiously began to scribble. The outcome was so astonishingly grotesque that upon completion, I immediately vomited on my holiday cardigan. Feel my rage as your eyes peruse the jagged lines. Hear my cries of pain and beg for mercy as you enjoy the subtle mastery of the felt-tipped pen. Be warned, art lover, this piece is not for the squeamish.