April 10th 2012: How will the History Channel cover the “Cupcake Wars of 2012?” General Icing, “The toughest part was not tasting the ammo.” *W*W*W*W*W*: Doing the wave w jazz hands. Dammit! My ad in Craigslist for a semaphore expert keeps getting flagged.
April 9th 2012: [Bonus]
Hmmm... you don’t see a lot of Giraffe helicopter pilots...
I once worked in a trophy shop… huh? Yes, it was very very very rewarding.
April 9th 2012: ww^ww shark!! ww °°^°° ww Clownfish! [Hint, juggling balls] I watched a feller order 5 individual pizza… Schitzophrenic, party of 5? FYI… Ham does not come from hamsters? Nonetheless, a very tasty Easter dinner.
April 8th 2012: [Bonus]
So ham doesn't come from hamsters? No wonder the hammock was so small. Do beef sticks grow on trees?
I went to a Gag store in Scotland & all they sold was haggis.
I once made a Cannibal laff so hard during lunch... a nose shot out of his nose
In olden days, bouncy castles survived attacks b/c knights were distracted & loved to bounce
A priest, a giraffe & a rabbi all walk into an AA meeting…
Do Stiltwalker’s use really really really long shoe horns?
Shout out to all my howler monkeys out there... "Holla!"
April 6th 2012: Get this, my 2-headed seahorse just accused me of making stuff up… I noticed a Denver boot on my pet hamster’s wheel. This is good because earlier I saw him texting while running... Favorite new Muppets song, Nicki Mahna Mahni.
April 5th 2012: Bonus]
Vampires are quite suspicious of Mormons mostly because they meet at stake centers
I watched cows bungee jump all afternoon. What can i say, i love Beef jerky.
April 5th 2012: Never plank near a karate dojo. I’m going to take Yoga just until I can put my underpants on w-out falling over! Last week I made Richard Simmons laff so hard, glitter shot thru his nose!
April 4th 2012: Rough town? I saw a Smart car hanging from a telephone wire by its seatbelt. Should I trust the ‘free sample’ lady in the insecticide section? Scandal in McDonaldland… Mayor McCheese accused of doping after testing positive for Hamburger Helper.
April 3rd 2012: Did you know that 3 in 1 people are schitzophrenic? Last summer I was actually a counselor at John Cougars Melon Camp… Our motto, “There’s no such word as Can’t, Canelopes!” & in odd news, a dyslexic was arrested for having a smoking gnu.
April 2nd 2012: This week on ESPN I watched Sledging; Golf in Hencse & a Magical Magyars biography… still not getting all the hoopla about Hungary Games.
