Dec. 24th: Timothy is enjoying these desperate last minute Xmas sales & just bought a gigantic snowcone from a headless snowman.
Dec. 24th: Timothy is enjoying these desperate last minute Xmas sales & just bought a gigantic snowcone from a headless snowman.
Dec. 23rd: Timothy Simpson is going 'Green' this Xmas & buying a few extra Poinsettias. What? Huh?
Dec. 22nd: Timothy's trying to recall Charlie Brown's Hanukkah Special. "Snoopy sues Red Baron, Lucy steals the dradle b4 Charlie spins it & Charlie's Menorah keeps falling over.
Dec. 19th: Timothy wonders if the blinking pedestrian signs at the North Pole say, "Ho!" & "Don't Ho!"
Dec. 18th: Timothy wished he hadn't sent out his Xmas cards so soon. "Flinging a curly toed elf slipper at Santa is funnier!"
Dec. 17th: Timothy is wondering... in order to choose a qualified elf, does Santa use a short list?
Dec. 16th: Timothy watched "The Chipmunks, Behind the Music"… The original singers floated away into oblivion [Just outside Victorville] No one heard their tiny pleas for help.
Dec. 15th: Timothy is a little worried… [Sniff sniff] "My bug zapper smells like sugar plums."
Dec. 12th: Timothy is watching CSI North Pole on TIVO. Its the one where Santa is knocked off his Norelco razor by a hooded reindeer riding a red Norelco nose trimmer. Donner later arrives with a stypic pencil & Comet is there to mop up the crime scene. The CSI personel determine this situation occured due to a love triangle invloving Vixen. And did i mention all the 'Offed' angels everywhere in the snow?
Dec 11th: Timothy has come down with a bad case of Pointillism. Oddly, the Dr. said he was seeing spots before HIS eyes. He suggested callobration & Dots candy to improve my DPI. I then was sent to a daycare so kids could connect my dots