I hope everyone is able to stay cool in this heatwave.It is 86 % here in the Finger Lakes Area of New York. Just Drink lots of water and try not to stay in the sun to long......
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I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen, later I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
Potatoes cook underground, so for lunch you just pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
You eat hot peppers to cool your mouth off.
When the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
Even the sun was looking for some shade!
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'..
Calista Flockhart of "Ally McBeal" was spotted eating some ice cream. And she almost ate a second spoonful.
Its so hot, that a disoriented Bill Clinton hit on Hillary.
you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!
To add to the heat, our winters have been brutal .we had 6 months of snow last year. I hope we don't get a rerun of that . I don't mind the snow all that much........It's the high fuel bills that kill me.
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