In my opinion this is slightly exaggerated. Alright, we had an agreement he could depict my life on canvas, but this is over the top. He knew I went to a party and got home a bit tipsy. He didn’t see any harm at all in painting the result however. Sorry, but I’ve never seen a painting of someone on the toilet. I’m not going to waste any more words on this matter. I’m angry and he surely will have to come up with something very nice to compensate. I don’t know exactly what yet, I’ll let him know in due time.