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Commission for Valkyrie Magazine - Illustration for an article based on H P Lovecraft's Call Of C'Thulhu - © Graviton Creations 2003
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Stu Smith 25 Mar 2004
Yeah, I'm "Dead" classy Wayne, :-)Mike Sankey 25 Mar 2004
pc plod only noticed his wife was dead when the dishes piled up. strangely enough the #@& was still as good :DMike Sankey 25 Mar 2004
pc plod only noticed his wife was dead when the dishes piled up. strangely enough the s-e-x was still as good :DStu Smith 25 Mar 2004
ha ha ha what about "Embarassingly, Officer Puttyplumbs realised his flies had been undone all this time".Mike Sankey 25 Mar 2004
PC Plod liked his girls as anorexic as possibleMike Sankey 25 Mar 2004
Victorian Men Were not allowed to have picture of the nasal hair drawn.Mike Sankey 25 Mar 2004
PC Plod promised his ex girlfriend some downstairs action, and pc plod is a man of his word :DStu Smith 25 Mar 2004
ha ha ha...nice one Mike...just thought of another one "When Constable lovelynuts returned, he found Grannies shingles had got worse"Mike Sankey 25 Mar 2004
PC Plod hated finding floaters in the backwash. :DStu Smith 12 Feb 2004
Easy Lucas.. dont feed the animals. <:-PLucas Seven 11 Feb 2004
...back for more "EVIL"?...you just can't keep away can you?...you like it!...I'm telling your Mommy!...Anonymous Guest 11 Feb 2004
i rember you lucas. your art is good in places but mostly bad but you say i moron and delete me. you matureity is bad. this picture still glorifies death and deserves very lo marksLucas Seven 28 Nov 2003
...I only delete morons...but people with brains are always welcome!...Is that Bin lLaden washed up on the beach?.....Cool!Stu Smith 28 Nov 2003
My best work? Not really seen this as any of my best stuff. I felt this was a last minute rush job because of the deadline, but looking at it in hindsite and fresh eyes, I can see that there is quite an interesting narrative that accompanies this image that I had not originally intended. Thanks for pointing that out.Anonymous Guest 26 Nov 2003
yes i believe in Jesus but you dont. Jesus loved life and did not find beauty in death if you read bible. i do not like evil images as they are not art and this is an art site. lucas seven deletes all my comments i make on his wrk because he dos not like critcsmsLucas Seven 05 Nov 2003
Hmm...that's funny, because Jesus found beauty in Death, and you believe in Jesus don't you? Jesus was never "anonymous" either. It seems you are ashamed of your religious beliefs because you actually like these "EVIL" images...DON'T YOU?!!! Y'all come back real soon! I know you will.Anonymous Guest 31 Oct 2003
Hinsel is rong about death being beuty as death is the oposit of life. he who sees beuty in death are not whole and this is why is negative. if you made REAL art with REAL pen about not evil things then you would be very good.Hinsel Scott 13 Oct 2003
'anonymous' needs to clue in. death IS part of life and too is a form of beauty to those who can see it. ALL of your work astounds me. you pen work is phenomenal! most most excellent!Stu Smith 12 Oct 2003
Wow, thanks Sandy for the flattery. It's a shame my other annonymous friend doesn't see it like this, but then again, I am quite evil.Anonymous Guest 12 Oct 2003
Its amazing what floats up onto Cleethorpes beach these daysSandy McClosky 10 Oct 2003
WOW! I LOVE THIS! No one is doing anything like this! Original, and OUTSTANDING!!Anonymous Guest 07 Oct 2003
picture is good but you always waste on negtive things in life. death and evil. you should try love for it is what god gives us.Lucas Seven 24 Sep 2003
I fancy he's covering his nose because of the aweful stench. Dead for what appears to be 10 days or so, eaten by fish and finally washed ashore...P.U.!mike bedd 24 Sep 2003
Christ, can't match those punchlines. :)All four of these neweys are suberb again Stu.SpeakchalataStu Smith 24 Sep 2003
ha ha ha ha...what about, "Colin died on the spot of stomach-crunching laughter when he saw the officer's embarrassing facial beak".Jordan Lewerissa 24 Sep 2003
Brilliant. Alternate caption: 'Constable O'Flannery checks his breath before attempting to flirt with the stunner on the beach'.Stu Smith 23 Sep 2003
So, when I was drawing this I had a little caption contest with myself and the best I could come up with was "Back in the good old days, Victorian policemen had to pretend the sound of walkie-talkies by spitting into their hands" _________________ Can you do better?