07 November, 2009
- Martha Miller
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the Woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a Son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker Lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, You are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked My pecker into.'
Now wipe that smile off your face..
