If I hadn't made that left turn or two right turns before that Or stayed home in the first place to bake or groom the cat Or if I'd stopped at the first station when I smelled that vapor Or if I'd heard nature calling before I started the caper I wouldn't be sitting in this bathroom without toilet paper by Daryl Olson from his latest book "You're OK, I'm Gorked - 84 Dysfuntional Limerick Confessions This is the final cover for the book. 84 illustrations, 18.95 plus shipping, let me know if you want a copy, it was a fun project