GENUINE MARTIAN ORCHID. I WENT TO THIS RARE ORCHID SHOW 2 WEEKS AGO AND WAS DOING SOME BROWSING LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE JUNGLE YARD. I SAW THE WICCAN WHICH I BOUGHT AND SENT IT BACK TO SCOTLAND WHERE IT BELONGED. I PAID 1000 FOR IT. BUT SPIRITUAL THINGS BELONG WHERE THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. SO I AM SLIGHTLY AND QUIETLY ACCOSTED BY A VERY BENT, I THINK IT IS CALLED A DOWAGERS HUMP, FROM NOT ENOUGH CALCIUM, BUT I DIGRESS, ANYHOW SHE HAD ONE. IT DIDN'T PUT ME OFF, SHE HAD SUCH A SWEET FACE. SORT OF A GRAY HALO OF HAIR AND SUCH A SHADE OF EYES LIKE PERSIAN TURQUOISE. BUT FOR SOME REASON, I TRAVELED IN HER EYES. I MEAN, I WENT DOWN INTO THEM AS IF MY WHOLE BODY JUST SLID DOWN THEM AS IF ON ONE OF THOSE SLIDES WITH WATER ON THEM AT THE FAIR. IT WAS ALL SWOOSHIE AND THE NOISE WAS DEAFENING AND EVERYONE KNOWS I CANNOT STAND LOUD NOISES SO I BEGAN TO GET DISTURBED, BUT I COULDN'T CLIMB OUT OF THOSE EYES. I BEGAN TO BREATHE LIKE MY YOGA GUY TELLS ME, AND FINALLY I CLAWED MY WAY OUT AND SHE JUST SMILED A BIG GRANDMOTHER SMILE LIKE SHE HAD A GIANT SECRET. EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM TOO CURIOUS SO I SAYS TO HER, WHAT IS IT, WHY DO YOU SMILE LIKE THAT. SHE SAW THAT I WAS DRESSED IN MY DE RIGUER BLACK ARTIST OUTFIT, NO BERET, AND SHE ASKED ME TO COME CLOSER. SHE REALLY HAD NO ORCHIDS THAT I HAD NEED OF SPECIES OF, I HAVE BEEN TOLD I AM SLIGHTLY OVER THE TOP WITH THE ORCHIDS. BUT IT IS MY INHERITENCE. SO I SPEND IT ON JOYOUS BEAUTY. SHE SAID SONNY, AND I HATE THAT, SO I LOOK YOUNG. I AM IN MY 50S FOR THE LOVE OF THE SAINT. SHE PULLED ME CLOSER AND SHE HAD AN ODOR LIKE AN ATTIC WITH SOME SORT OF DEODERANT THAT PEOPLE PUT UP THERE. I WAS A BIT NONPLUSSED AND STARTED TO BOLT, BUT SHE SAID, YOU'LL BE SORRY. YOU FOLKS KNOW THAT I AM CURIOUS. SO I SAID SORRY, MUM, ABOUT WHAT. SHE TELLS ME SHE HAS A SPECIAL ORCHID NO ONE ELSE HAS IN THIS WORLD. I SORT OF LAUGHED BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION AND KNOW ALL THE LATIN GENUS AND SUCH. AN EXPERT YOU KNOW. SHE SAYS SO QUIETLY I HAD TO MOVE CLOSER TO THAT ATTIC SMELL. I HELD MY SILK KERCHEIF TO MY NOSE AND SAID WHAT DID YOU SAY, SHE SAID AGAIN SO QUITELY. YOU KNOW SONNY, AND YOU KNOW HOW I HATE THAT, SHE SAID, THEY HAVE ORCHIDS ON THE COLD SIDE OF MARS. THEY FREEZE AND THAW AT WILL. THEY CONTROL THEIR OWN TEMPERATURE. I HAD TO LAUGH. BUT POLITELY, I DO HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF MANNERS. MARTIAN HUH? SHE SAYS I HAVE ONE BACK HERE. JUST ONE. I, BEING CURIOUS, ASKED THE PRICE AND COULD I VEIW IT. SHE SAID NO, YOU MUST BUY IT FIRST AND TRUST ME. WELL THAT WAS TAKING THE MIKE. SO I SAID SHOW ME FIRST, SHE DID NOT BUDGE. SO I HAVING WAY TOO MUCH MONEY, MORE THEN SENSE, GAVE HER THE 750 DOLLARS SHE ASKED. I WENT TOWARDS THE BACK AND SHE GRABBED ME AND KISSED ME ON THE LIPS. I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH THAT. SO I JUMPED BACK AND GRABBED THE PACKAGE AND SORT OF RAN. WHEN I GOT TO THE CAR AND LOOKED IN THE PACKAGE, I HAD TO LAUGH AT MYSELF. TAKEN BY THE DOWAGER ATTIC SMELL LADY. FOOLED. NOT MY FIRST TIME SO, I JUST LAUGHED, I COULD HAVE GONE BACK IN AND DEMANDED MY MONEY BACK, THE ORCHID CLEARLY WAS NOT FROM MARS FOR THE LOVE OF THE SAINT. AND YOU CAN SEE THAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. CLEARLY VENUSIAN, IT WAS OBVIOUS. A TRUE STORY INVENTED BY MICHAEL FORBUS
28 Comments
Mary Ashton 02 Nov 2006
Absolutely beautiful Michael, very well done. MaryEva Rogers 13 Sep 2006
LOVELY WORKOlga van Dijk 09 Sep 2006
==WHAT A B E A U T Y !===Jacqueline Bishop 05 Sep 2006
wonderful work!Leo Da 27 Jul 2006
nice image.maggie Barra 12 Jul 2006
this is perfect!Emily Reed 06 Jul 2006
So, so pretty!!!cynthia berridge 06 Jul 2006
missed this one photograph wow awesome, story great, just read one of your replys and now there is 3 of you lolTerry Harris 16 Jun 2006
LOL! I love this one and the story you told with it.Lucia Stewart 05 Jun 2006
A beautiful image, love the colours and composition! Great story...curious, huh!Nira Dabush 30 May 2006
You are definitely a great story teller...:-)....dear MIGUEL...and...your artwork...also has a VERY beautiful story inside...This is a super unique Orchid...of - course i never seen a such...look like it came from imaginary lands...TRULY MARVELOUS..!!!Sara Deutsch 29 May 2006
Love your imagination...it does indeed look Martian!Fiona Hooper 28 May 2006
Wow - a strange flower with a story to match! Well done, Miguel!!!Anonymous Guest 27 May 2006
Chris, thank you very much for your compliment to me about the work, it is a wild orchid, I had never seen on quite like it. MiguelChris Williams 27 May 2006
a beautiful workLoredana 27 May 2006
OUTSTANDING WORK LOVE ITVera Harned 26 May 2006
Super story! Beautiful and a colorful orchidAnonymous Guest 26 May 2006
Dear, sweet Miguel, and I wondered what I was going to do with such a long holiday...why, look at your beautiful and read your stories, that's what! Both are charming, witty and wonderful.Chas Sinklier 26 May 2006
Looks Venusian to me M - hey do you have that ol' dowager's phone number? I may want one of those kisses you spoke of - old attic smell, huh? Mmm - so much better than old chest-of-drawers in the sheep shed back home smell. Man you could open that thing and the whole station'd clear out. 'Roos 'ould drop dead in mid-leap. It was easy pickins, yeah! Nice Venusian Orchid though. :0)Timothy Hughes 26 May 2006
Excellent work Miguel & interesting text!!!Analua 26 May 2006
Your works are always full of great poetry and glorious beauty Miguel!!!!Kwabena Poku 26 May 2006
Excellent effects and imageAnne Vis 26 May 2006
Awesome work, Michael!!! Great colors too!thea walstra 26 May 2006
A splendid story and a very beautiful and gorgeous floral artwork my friend. Wowalice stevenson 26 May 2006
Like this Orchids are right at the top of lovely flowers like the story tooNelly van Nieuwenhuijzen 26 May 2006
just jumped with my eyes through the very interesting text, my poor english..., but I enjoy without language problems your marvellous flower, Michael! The language of ART is universal!Angelina 26 May 2006
interesting story Michael altho i think i prefer the craziness of Miguel some of which is still present , love the orchidTabitha Borges 26 May 2006
really like the light around the edges..great piece...