09 December, 2014

DEA Officer

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land... No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?" The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big bull. With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs: "Your badge! Show him your badge!!"

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Johnny Driggers 09 Dec 2014

Very funny Martha! I'm rooting for the bull.

That joke reminded me of good ole Ma and Pa Kettle for some reason, and I haven't seen their movies in probably 30 years or more.

Martha Miller 09 Dec 2014

I used to watch them too Johnny. Funny Folks. Poor old Brow beaten Pa lol

Thom Roslan 10 Dec 2014

Serves him right........for "TRESPASSING" on a Bulls land.........Hahahahahahahahaha !

Ma & Pa Kettle always reminded me of my Dad's folks.........except their farm was outside Cleveland, Ohio, when I was 2 & 3 yrs. old.

Martha Miller 10 Dec 2014

I felt so sorry for pa he was out weighed out heighed and just out sized on everything. poor old guy.lol

RQ Trietsch 11 Dec 2014

Boy that sure did bring back a lot of memories. I wonder what happened to the copies of that show ?

Martha Miller 13 Dec 2014

Was there a show? I only remembver the movies. I think i saw all of them. funny stuff,

Johnny Driggers 13 Dec 2014

The AMC channel showed the movies about five years ago, I couldn't watch them because I had to work. I don't know if they've shown them since because I gave up directv and now just watch tv over a good old fashioned free antenna.

Martha Miller 14 Dec 2014

I have direct TV so i will look and see if they are anywhere about.lol stay warm guys.hugssssss

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